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Play - scene 1 (first draft)
Novel - Chapter One (first draft)
 
 
 
 
See also: Blairspeak (unfortunately I couldn't find any clips of those Conference speeches)
 
 
Claire: So what were you thinking?

Howard: Sorry?

Claire: In the gents. You said you were staring in the mirror thinking.

Howard: Yes, right. I was  thinking about how...