Waiting For Panto

An idea (well, a title) for an alternative Christmas play.

Perhaps two actors, with echoes of Godot. Would need to be funny. And Christmas-y in the way that Anthony Neilson managed with God In Ruins and Conor Macpherson with The Seafarer.

Set in the present day or perhaps in theatrical golden age? Probably best to be contemporary.

Could start with two actors but broaden out.

In their dressing rooms pre-show? And following the action through the course of the panto? Could be the Christmas Eve performance. Other actors, friends, lovers, whoever popping in...